Haha! He wants to be a racoon too!!

Haha! He wants to be a racoon too!!

lolcreatures
sofapizza:

flyingscotsman:
deal with it

Haha!!

sofapizza:

flyingscotsman:

deal with it

Haha!!

flyingscotsman

"What kind of friends are we????

The I-will-listen-to-what-you-have-to-say-and-leave-you-wonton-soup-on-your-doorstep-when-you’re-sick-and-send-you-creepy-text-messages-while-you’re-with-your-boyfriend-and-get-you-at-any-hour-of-the-day-if-you’re-upset-and-need-icecream-or-vodka-and-cuddle-you-until-you-die-and-feed-you-until-you’re-plump-and-offer-you-actual-advice-without-sugarcoating-everything-and-smile-and-nod-and-write-you-handmade-cards-on-your-birthday-and-buy-you-giant-cakes-with-strippers-and-confetti-in-them-and-eat-all-the-food-in-your-fridge-and-fuck-with-you-all-the-time-while-being-incredibly-sarcastic-but-also-holding-hands-with-you-and-sometimes-making-come-hither-faces-from-across-the-room-and-putting-you-in-my-pocket-forever kind of friend."

awww!!! lmao!! i love this!!!! i am sooo excited about wednesday!!!!!

Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them.

— David Hume

fuckyeahtattoos:

This is my first tattoo. My Dad and I went and got it done for my 16th. He got the tag on his calf. We have been watching Scooby-Doo together for years and I still love watching it. I’m really happy with it. The work was done by Matt Thrash at Thrashes in Rapid City, SD.

fuckyeahtattoos:

This is my first tattoo. My Dad and I went and got it done for my 16th. He got the tag on his calf. We have been watching Scooby-Doo together for years and I still love watching it. I’m really happy with it. The work was done by Matt Thrash at Thrashes in Rapid City, SD.

fuckyeahtattoos
fuckyeahtattoos
fuckyeahtattoos:

“Do I dare Disturb the universe?In a minute there is timefor decisions and revisions which a minute can reverse.”
-The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock by T.S. Eliot.
The guy that I imagined being with for the rest of my life broke up with me a month ago. I was damaged, to say the least. But I began looking at it from a new perspective: I’m better off without the bullshit. I let myself become someone else when I was with him, I let myself give up my dreams for his. And you should never have to do that. So I found a sort of therapy in J. Alfred Prufrock. 
The poem, in a nutshell, describes a man that wants the world but it too contained to go out and get it. I will never be a Prufrock. I will not measure my life in coffee spoons, and I will not live my life thinking, “there will be time for that later”. I will start making my dreams come true now, today. I will get out into the world and show what I am made of. I will disturb the universe. 

Done in my own handwriting. Tattooed by Peek at Electric Chair Tattoo in Flint, Michigan.

fuckyeahtattoos:

“Do I dare 
Disturb the universe?
In a minute there is time
for decisions and revisions which a minute can reverse.”

-The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock by T.S. Eliot.

The guy that I imagined being with for the rest of my life broke up with me a month ago. I was damaged, to say the least. But I began looking at it from a new perspective: I’m better off without the bullshit. I let myself become someone else when I was with him, I let myself give up my dreams for his. And you should never have to do that. So I found a sort of therapy in J. Alfred Prufrock. 

The poem, in a nutshell, describes a man that wants the world but it too contained to go out and get it. I will never be a Prufrock. I will not measure my life in coffee spoons, and I will not live my life thinking, “there will be time for that later”. I will start making my dreams come true now, today. I will get out into the world and show what I am made of. I will disturb the universe. 

Done in my own handwriting. Tattooed by Peek at Electric Chair Tattoo in Flint, Michigan.

fuckyeahtattoos
Can miles truly separate you from friends… If you want to be with someone you love, aren’t you already there?

— Richard Bach. Sis this is for you. LOve you

"APPLICATION FOR MY TUMBLR WIFEY
I SHALL FILL OUT WHAT YOU ALREADY KNOW
Name: Jessica Ricole Smith :3
Gender: Female
Height: 5' 4"
Age: 19
Eye Color: Blue/Hazel
Hair Color: Brunette
Virgin?: No
Smoking?: No
Drinking?: Occasionally
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Job: Student
Education Level: Freshman in college
Favorite Color: Red
Siblings: Duh
Tattoos?: Soon :3
Piercings?: Monroe, navel, cartilage+2 ear piercings
Religion?: Christian but not practicing
Why you’re applying: *SINGS* BECAUSE IM ALL OUT OF LOVE, IM SO LOST WITHOUT YOUUUU
Why I should pick you: :3 think about it"

APPLICATION FOR MY TUMBLR WIFEY
I SHALL FILL OUT WHAT YOU ALREADY KNOW
Name: Kimy Brooke Nelson
Gender: Female
Height: 5’ 1”
Age: 19
Eye Color: hazel

Hair Color: brown

Virgin?: Negative
Smoking?: Negative
Drinking?: not much
Sexual Orientation: penis all the way
Job: target
Education Level: graduated
Favorite Color: Green
Siblings: 4 =)
Tattoos?: =D soon!!!
Piercings?: ears, and navel

Religion?: Christian… again lol
Why you’re applying: *SINGS* imagine me and you, i do, i think about you day and night alalaalalalala so happy together!!!

Why I should pick you: *SINGS* BECAUSE YOUR ALL OUT OF LOVE AND SO LOST WITHOUT MEEEEE!!! lol

Rawr!!

Rawr!!

drazenroxmysox
People aren’t interested in seeing themselves as they reallly are.

— Jim Woodring

Put a ♥ in my ask box and i’ll tell you a fact about myself!

glamour-glamour
Even fruit celebrate valentines day

Even fruit celebrate valentines day